To Apple, Love Rip

Open Letter to Apple

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Lurch (undated)

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We’re Lurch and we suck!

The Multipurpose Rumpusroom
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Deadbeat Backbone • Lurch

Open Letter

Everyone in my team has been telling me “keep the press happy” but I’m tired of all the countless lies in the press right now. Saying I’m going to rehab and how my family is disappointed in me. My family is beyond proud, and nothing’s been said by them. My grandparents wouldn’t know how to reach to press even if they did want to so that was a lie and rehab c’mon. If anyone believes I need rehab that’s their own stupidity lol

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