“Let’s face it,” an unnamed Fried Puppy Dog Discs representative said, “Music theft is a real, ongoing and evolving challenge. Both the volume of music acquired illegally without paying for it and the resulting drop in revenues are staggering. Digital sales, while on the rise, are not making up the difference.”
“And ‘freeMP3x.com’?” he added, “What is that even? Baidu, MP3 Fiesta, and RapidShare blew it on this one. Looks like we get to stay the underdog a little longer. #BRINGIT.”
Fried Puppy Dog Discs estimates damages at $72 Trillion.